Conan O'Brien: How the WHCA dinner is like a high school cafeteria (video)

"Fox is the jocks. MSNBC is the nerds. The bloggers are the goths. . . NPR is the table for kids with peanut allergies. Al Jazeera is the weird foreign exchange student nobody talks to. . . And print media, I didn't forget you. You're the poor kid who died sophomore year in a car crash. . . but cheer up, we dedicated the yearbook to you!"